How To Make A Cake

Light oven; get out utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks and toy autos from table. Grease pan, crack nuts.

Measure 2 cups of flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour; wash flour off him. Remeasure flour.

Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked on floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell.

Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny's hands from bowl. Wash Johnny. Answer phone. Return. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan. Look for Johnny. Grease another pan. Answer telephone.

Return to kitchen to find Johnny. Remove his hands from bowl. Take up greased pan and find layer of nutshells in it. head for Johnny who flees, knocking bowl off table.

Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes. Call baker. Lie down.